~xWhiteChocolatex

This is a random conversation with me and my friend from Fanfiction.net that I BETA for had in our YIM-LIVE conversation! Enjoy...






Ereth: Stupid Uchiha Sasuke.

Stacey: Lol what did he do now?

Ereth: He made me want to make his costume and broke my sewing machine!

Stacey: Ooooh....bad Sasuke...

Naruto: You ain't gettin any for a month!

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ereth: LOL

Sasuke: *attemps to fix it*

Sasuke: *fails* T - T

Ereth: Poor Sasuke. *shakes head*

Ereth: Only if you didn't have to sexy, I wouldn't want to make your costume.

Stacey: Yeah...*sigh*

Sasuke: How is that my fault?! *sulking*

Ereth: You could have at least TREID to look disfigured, but no. You have to be sexy. What is wrong with you? XD

Sasuke: MY GENES! That is what's wrong with me...T - T

Stacey: Oo

Stacey: He's being OOC

Ereth: LOL

Naruto: He does that when I say he ain't gettin any

Naruto: It's quite amusing

Sasuke: *glare* - . -

Ereth: Go Naruto! Deprieve the Uchiha. But I'm sure you can't even hold up to your word

Stacey: Yeah...let's see how long they last.

Ereth: Popcorn, anybody?

Stacey: Hm..so Ereth...read any good fanfiction lately?

Sasuke: Oo Uh-oh..

Naruto: THAT IS A DIRTY TRICK!

Ereth: Bwahahaha

Naruto: Don't you DARE start talking about your...*ahem* fanfictions...*shudders*

Ereth: Well. In that case. (for torture purposes) I read some AMAZING SasuNaru doujinshis. Of all positions.

Ereth: It was interesting really

Sasuke: ...positions? Oo

Naruto: WHY Y-*gets tackled by Stacey to keep him quiet*

Stacey: Shh...let her finish...*smirks*

Ereth: So you see. First Naruto was bribed with ramen to baby-sit Kiba's dog when he just happened to stumble upon a porn magazine.

Ereth: Gay porn

Stacey: Wow that's very interesting...keep going. *still holding Naruto*

Sasuke: I knew it...

Sasuke: *smirking*

Ereth: He tried avoiding the magazine at first, but that's not a very Naruto thing to do when Sasuke has lost his touch in bed

Sasuke: ...what? *looks at Naruto with a creepy look* I show you who's 'lost his touch'

Stacey: Lol nice xD

Ereth: Bwahahahaha! This is so much fun

Naruto: *struggling*

Stacey: Totally...xD

Ereth: XD XD XD

Sasuke: *interested* what happened next?

Ereth: Oh. Right. The story. So Naruto opened the magazine and looked inside, falling back on the sofa to read it... carefully with his full attention, leaving out NO detail.

Naruto: *right eye twitches*

Ereth: The people in the magazine looked...

Ereth: EXACTLY like both Sasuke and Naruto.

Sasuke: whoa, really?

Ereth: Naruto, being freaked out a little, tossed the book across the room

Stacey: Sounds like something he'd do

Sasuke: I hope the fangirls weren't taking pictures again

Ereth: Yeah. So then Naruto scrambled off the couch when two strong arms wrapped around his waist.

Sasuke: *smirks*

Stacey: Oooh xD

Naruto: *starts sweating*

Ereth: Naruto shouted, obviously startled, and began to struggle in the person's grasp.

Stacey: Like he is now?

Naruto: *glares at Stacey*

Stacey: What? You won't keep quiet and I want to listen!

Ereth: Stop arguing, children! I must continue with the story. XD

Stacey: Okie! *sits down but still holding Naruto to keep him quiet*

Ereth: So the person removed one hand from Naruto's waist, and covered his mouth. He whispered "You didn't finish the magazine. Would you like me to show you how it ends?"

Stacey: *fangirl squeal*

Sasuke & Naruto: Oo

Ereth: Naruto immediately recognized the voice and spun around to see Sasuke smirking at him.

Ereth: Sasuke pulled the both of them onto the couch with Naruto on bottom.

Stacey: Oolala xD

Ereth: Not wanting to hear any complaints, Sasuke pulled Naruto's hands over his head, and crushed his lips to the ones below him.

Stacey: Wow

Sasuke: *staring at Naruto intently*

Ereth: Okay. From there you have to use your imagination because I'm out of ideas. That really wasn't a doujinshi... but I wish it was. I think I'll have to write that into fanfiction now. Hehe SasuNaru smut.

Stacey: Lol

Stacey: I guess I'll finish it then...can you hold our dead Naruto-kun for me?

Stacey: *dear!! I mean dear!!

Ereth: LOL That made me laugh so hard!!!!!!!

Sasuke: *glares at Stacey with katana in and* you lucky you saved it

Ereth: Hahaha!

Stacey: Will someone hold Naruto so he'll be quiet while I finish
Ereth's story?

Ereth: I'll hold him. He won't be saying any thing though with the help of duct tape

Naruto: *whimpers*

Sasuke: *smirks* Go ahead...

Stacey: *let's go of Naruto*

Naruto: *runs* MURDERERS!!

Ereth: Well I can't just let him get away now.

Stacey: ...Nekozowa much?

Stacey: ...from Ouran Highschool?

Ereth: I dunno. I've never looked at Ouran Highschool before

Sasuke: *grabs Naruto by the collar* No running.

Stacey: Oh its funny!

Stacey: The twins and Honey-kun are my favorite!

Sasuke: um...hello?

Ereth: LOL I'll have to go look at it now

Ereth: Sorry. I'm letting you get off topic.

Stacey: b*****d he is. *sigh*

Ereth: LOL

Stacey: I wanted to talk about the twins yaoi incest thing-

Sasuke: FINISH THE STORY!

Stacey: Hph...now I'm not going to.

Sasuke: *eye twitches then smirks* Well then, I guess I'll just have to take MY
Naru-chan and finish it myself. *disappears with a scared Naruto*

Ereth: LOL

Ereth: I am soooo going to save this conversation!

Stacey: Hm...they only lasted ten minutes.

Ereth: LMAO!!!